Ken Ortiz
Hello all,
Wow! I sure have a lot to catch up on. Thank you Ed for covering for me. I hope you all had a good Christmas and New Years and I hope that 2024 will be a good year for us all.
Old cars, I believe my first car was my Dad's hand me down 1972 or 73 Ford Galaxy 500 that I got after I graduated from Lane. It was a big 4-door and with a V8 400 engine. Sucked for parallel parking and gas miliage with me being a new driver and with limited fundage, so I did have several ooops moments with it.
One goal (out of several) I will be working on this month will be digital clean-up. My poor sister's email locked up because it hit its capacity limit. She realized that she never deleted old e-mails and never did a clean up. Actually, when I was at Motorola, we had a similar project as some of our customer's cellular networks needed upgrading and clean up (as they were reaching capacity limits) and we came up with procedures on how to do that for them while minimizing their down time. So I will be doing that with my digital devices. Deleting old e-mails, old photos, old files, apps, etc.
So recently, I was going through some old photos on my phone/tablet and there are some that I could definitely write about because of the wacky stories behind them. I think it would be a cool exercize for either a creative writing or a comedy class to show the picture and then to write a story about it or to make a funny caption for it.
Sometimes I just happened to be at the right place at the right time to take some of those photos, but sometimes, I never got to take a photo, but I was there to experience the wackiness of the moment. "You can't make this s**t (or "stuff" to keep it PG) up" or "You had to be there" are a couple of quotes to describe those moments.
Here is an example of one of those "Just walking about and suddenly a wacky moment comes up" and NO, I did not take a photo:
It was a Saturday morning (about 10am-ish) in the Summer 2023 and I was taking a walk along 6th avenue in downtown Kenosha (where I live walking distance from). So as I was walking, I noticed someone up ahead cleaning up some broken glass from the sidewalk. I go up to him and then notice that the broken glass is from the beauty salon front window. So, I asked the guy how did the glass break, but before I asked him, I pointed to the bar a couple of doors down. He told me "Yep! The bar owner showed me the video of what happenned" as the bar has cameras outside. And before you ask, YES!, this bar has a reputation of being a "Stupid people" bar and it's a bar I would NOT go to, especially late at night. So, here is the story: Someone got pissed off the night before (Friday night = extra stupid night) because he lost in pool inside the bar and went outside with the pool stick and smashed the window of the beauty salon.
So, here is where my wacky logic comes in. I noticed that the beauty salon is TWO doors from the bar and not NEXT to the bar. What is the shop between those two places? The lawyers office of course as this bozo realized he may NEED those lawyers so he shouldn't break that window. Also, part 2 of my wacky logic is that he must have lost maybe 10 whole dollars on that pool game and I am sure he was justified in breaking that window. Of course now the cost of hiring lawyers, maybe arrest/bond (he is on video and I am sure people in the bar know him), court costs, payment for replacing window, etc, maybe should have factored in that decision not to bust the window.
So, I hope in 2024, you all take the time to stay aware and observant when you are out and about because there is wackiness all around us.
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